we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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