frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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