he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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