you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Randomize
