Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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