Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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