omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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