Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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