I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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