Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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