He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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