Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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