I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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