If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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