That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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