i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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