Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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