so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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