love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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