So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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