The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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