If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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