So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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