no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
