I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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