Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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