at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I will pee on everything he values.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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