4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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