I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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