She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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