And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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