It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
