Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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