Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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