is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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