Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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