i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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