You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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