I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think I sprained my soul last night
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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