Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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