I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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