She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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