so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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