I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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