yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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