She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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