I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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