I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I have already put on my inside pants.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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