Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
