OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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