I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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