oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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