stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
This baby is an asshole
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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